the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
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Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
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You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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