there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
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The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
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You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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