Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
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i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
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Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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