Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
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I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
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You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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