I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
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sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
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And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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