Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
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I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
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I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize