What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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