I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
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