I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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