I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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