Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
