Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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