The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
