they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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