but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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