I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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