she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
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Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
She bit a glass in half.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
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I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
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