Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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