"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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