His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
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Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
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Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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