Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
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i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
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But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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