what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
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