yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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