I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
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If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
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Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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