i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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