"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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