hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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