That's intense
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
