By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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