So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
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Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
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sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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