Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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