i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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