How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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