What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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