But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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