we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
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Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
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I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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