I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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