ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
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Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
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I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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