Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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