Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Randomize
