Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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