D3 body, D1 cock
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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