It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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