No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
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in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
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No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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