I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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