Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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