Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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