just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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