id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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