The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
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The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
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He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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