He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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