Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
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he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
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Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
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