Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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